diff --git a/src/k_menu.h b/src/k_menu.h
index cbc3c899a..eec2a59c1 100644
--- a/src/k_menu.h
+++ b/src/k_menu.h
@@ -200,6 +200,13 @@ typedef enum
 	quitkart
 } main_e;
 
+extern menuitem_t MAIN_Goner[];
+extern menu_t MAIN_GonerDef;
+
+void M_GonerTick(void);
+void M_GonerProfile(INT32 choice);
+void M_GonerTutorial(INT32 choice);
+
 extern menuitem_t PLAY_CharSelect[];
 extern menu_t PLAY_CharSelectDef;
 
@@ -331,6 +338,8 @@ typedef enum
 extern menuitem_t OPTIONS_EditProfile[];
 extern menu_t OPTIONS_EditProfileDef;
 
+void M_StartEditProfile(INT32 c);
+
 extern menuitem_t OPTIONS_ProfileControls[];
 extern menu_t OPTIONS_ProfileControlsDef;
 
@@ -990,6 +999,9 @@ boolean M_OptionsInputs(INT32 ch);
 boolean M_OptionsQuit(void);	// resets buttons when you quit the options.
 void M_OptionsChangeBGColour(INT16 newcolour);	// changes the background colour for options
 
+void M_VideoOptions(INT32 choice);
+void M_SoundOptions(INT32 choice);
+
 void M_HandleItemToggles(INT32 choice);	// For item toggling
 void M_EraseData(INT32 choice);	// For data erasing
 void M_CheckProfileData(INT32 choice);	// check if we have profiles.
diff --git a/src/k_menufunc.c b/src/k_menufunc.c
index 8fbc292d1..ef6863594 100644
--- a/src/k_menufunc.c
+++ b/src/k_menufunc.c
@@ -357,6 +357,11 @@ void M_PlayMenuJam(void)
 	menu_t *refMenu = (menuactive ? currentMenu : restoreMenu);
 	static boolean musicstatepermitted = false;
 
+	if (M_GameTrulyStarted() == false)
+	{
+		return;
+	}
+
 	if (challengesmenu.pending)
 	{
 		Music_StopAll();
@@ -558,7 +563,16 @@ void M_StartControlPanel(void)
 
 		Music_Stop("title");
 
-		if (cv_currprofile.value == -1) // Only ask once per session.
+		if (M_GameTrulyStarted() == false)
+		{
+			// Are you ready for the First Boot Experience?
+			M_ResetOptions();
+			currentMenu = &MAIN_GonerDef;
+			currentMenu->lastOn = 0;
+			Music_Remap("menu_nocred", "_GONER");
+			Music_Play("menu_nocred");
+		}
+		else if (cv_currprofile.value == -1) // Only ask once per session.
 		{
 			// Make sure the profile data is ready now since we need to select a profile.
 			M_ResetOptions();
@@ -570,8 +584,9 @@ void M_StartControlPanel(void)
 			// options don't need initializing here.
 
 			// make sure we don't overstep that.
-			if (optionsmenu.profilen > PR_GetNumProfiles())
-				optionsmenu.profilen = PR_GetNumProfiles();
+			const INT32 maxp = PR_GetNumProfiles();
+			if (optionsmenu.profilen > maxp)
+				optionsmenu.profilen = maxp;
 			else if (optionsmenu.profilen < 0)
 				optionsmenu.profilen = 0;
 
diff --git a/src/menus/CMakeLists.txt b/src/menus/CMakeLists.txt
index 2fdbb8719..b3549df12 100644
--- a/src/menus/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/src/menus/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ target_sources(SRB2SDL2 PRIVATE
 	extras-statistics.c
 	extras-wrong.c
 	main-1.c
+	main-goner.c
 	main-profile-select.c
 	options-1.c
 	options-data-1.c
diff --git a/src/menus/main-goner.c b/src/menus/main-goner.c
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..ad0ffd3d4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/menus/main-goner.c
@@ -0,0 +1,111 @@
+/// \file  menus/main-goner.c
+/// \brief The Goner Setup.
+
+#include "../k_menu.h"
+
+menuitem_t MAIN_Goner[] =
+{
+	{IT_STRING | IT_CALL, "Quit",
+		"CONCLUDE OBSERVATIONS NOW.", NULL,
+		{.routine = M_QuitSRB2}, 0, 0},
+
+	{IT_STRING | IT_CVAR | IT_CV_STRING, "Password", "ATTEMPT ADMINISTRATOR ACCESS.",
+		NULL, {.cvar = &cv_dummyextraspassword}, 0, 0},
+
+	{IT_STRING | IT_CALL, "Video Options", "CONFIGURE OCULAR PATHWAYS.",
+		NULL, {.routine = M_VideoOptions}, 0, 0},
+
+	{IT_STRING | IT_CALL, "Sound Options", "CALIBRATE AURAL DATASTREAM.",
+		NULL, {.routine = M_SoundOptions}, 0, 0},
+
+	{IT_STRING | IT_CALL, "Profile Setup",
+		"ASSIGN VEHICLE INPUTS.", NULL,
+		{.routine = M_GonerProfile}, 0, 0},
+
+	{IT_STRING | IT_CALL, "Begin Tutorial",
+		"PREPARE FOR INTEGRATION.", NULL,
+		{.routine = M_GonerTutorial}, 0, 0},
+};
+
+menu_t MAIN_GonerDef = {
+	sizeof (MAIN_Goner) / sizeof (menuitem_t),
+	NULL,
+	0,
+	MAIN_Goner,
+	32, 80,
+	0, 0,
+	0,
+	"_OCEAN",
+	0, 0,
+	M_DrawGenericMenu,
+	M_GonerTick,
+	NULL,
+	NULL,
+	NULL,
+};
+
+void M_GonerTick(void)
+{
+	if (menutyping.active == false && cv_dummyextraspassword.string[0] != '\0')
+	{
+		// Challenges are not interpreted at this stage.
+		// See M_ExtraTick for the full behaviour.
+
+		cht_Interpret(cv_dummyextraspassword.string);
+		CV_StealthSet(&cv_dummyextraspassword, "");
+	}
+}
+
+void M_GonerProfile(INT32 choice)
+{
+	(void)choice;
+
+	optionsmenu.profilen = cv_ttlprofilen.value;
+
+	const INT32 maxp = PR_GetNumProfiles();
+	if (optionsmenu.profilen > maxp)
+		optionsmenu.profilen = maxp;
+	else if (optionsmenu.profilen < 1)
+	{
+		// Assume the first one is what we want..??
+		CV_StealthSetValue(&cv_ttlprofilen, 1);
+		optionsmenu.profilen = 1;
+	}
+
+	M_ResetOptions();
+
+	// This will create a new profile if necessary.
+	M_StartEditProfile(MA_YES);
+	PR_ApplyProfilePretend(optionsmenu.profilen, 0);
+}
+
+void M_GonerTutorial(INT32 choice)
+{
+	(void)choice;
+
+	if (cv_currprofile.value == -1)
+	{
+		const INT32 maxp = PR_GetNumProfiles();
+		INT32 profilen = cv_ttlprofilen.value;
+		if (profilen >= maxp)
+			profilen = maxp-1;
+		else if (profilen < 1)
+			profilen = 1;
+
+		PR_ApplyProfile(profilen, 0);
+	}
+
+	// Please also see M_LevelSelectInit as called in extras-1.c
+	levellist.netgame = false;
+	levellist.levelsearch.checklocked = true;
+	cupgrid.grandprix = false;
+	levellist.levelsearch.timeattack = false;
+
+	if (!M_LevelListFromGametype(GT_TUTORIAL))
+	{
+		// The game is incapable of progression, but I can't bring myself to put an I_Error here.
+		M_StartMessage("SURVEY_PROGRAM",
+			"YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON.",
+			&M_QuitResponse, MM_YESNO, "I agree", "Cancel");
+	}
+}
diff --git a/src/menus/options-1.c b/src/menus/options-1.c
index 5d5ff5660..9f43cc6aa 100644
--- a/src/menus/options-1.c
+++ b/src/menus/options-1.c
@@ -13,11 +13,11 @@ menuitem_t OPTIONS_Main[] =
 	{IT_STRING | IT_CALL, "Profile Setup", "Remap keys & buttons to your likings.",
 		NULL, {.routine = M_ProfileSelectInit}, 0, 0},
 
-	{IT_STRING | IT_SUBMENU, "Video Options", "Change video settings such as the resolution.",
-		NULL, {.submenu = &OPTIONS_VideoDef}, 0, 0},
+	{IT_STRING | IT_CALL, "Video Options", "Change video settings such as the resolution.",
+		NULL, {.routine = M_VideoOptions}, 0, 0},
 
 	{IT_STRING | IT_SUBMENU, "Sound Options", "Adjust various sound settings such as the volume.",
-		NULL, {.submenu = &OPTIONS_SoundDef}, 0, 0},
+		NULL, {.routine = M_SoundOptions}, 0, 0},
 
 	{IT_STRING | IT_SUBMENU, "HUD Options", "Options related to the Heads-Up Display.",
 		NULL, {.submenu = &OPTIONS_HUDDef}, 0, 0},
@@ -203,6 +203,23 @@ void M_OptionsTick(void)
 	if (shitsfree)
 		shitsfree--;
 }
+static void M_OptionsMenuGoto(menu_t *assignment)
+{
+	assignment->prevMenu = currentMenu;
+	M_SetupNextMenu(assignment, false);
+}
+
+void M_VideoOptions(INT32 choice)
+{
+	(void)choice;
+	M_OptionsMenuGoto(&OPTIONS_VideoDef);
+}
+
+void M_SoundOptions(INT32 choice)
+{
+	(void)choice;
+	M_OptionsMenuGoto(&OPTIONS_SoundDef);
+}
 
 boolean M_OptionsInputs(INT32 ch)
 {
diff --git a/src/menus/options-profiles-1.c b/src/menus/options-profiles-1.c
index bb194a2ee..9a697e1b6 100644
--- a/src/menus/options-profiles-1.c
+++ b/src/menus/options-profiles-1.c
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ void M_FirstPickProfile(INT32 c)
 }
 
 // Start menu edition. Call this with MA_YES if not used with a textbox.
-static void M_StartEditProfile(INT32 c)
+void M_StartEditProfile(INT32 c)
 {
 
 	const INT32 maxp = PR_GetNumProfiles();
@@ -114,6 +114,7 @@ static void M_StartEditProfile(INT32 c)
 			OPTIONS_EditProfile[popt_char].status |= IT_TRANSTEXT;
 		}
 
+		OPTIONS_EditProfileDef.prevMenu = currentMenu;
 		M_SetupNextMenu(&OPTIONS_EditProfileDef, false);
 		return;
 	}
diff --git a/src/menus/options-profiles-edit-1.c b/src/menus/options-profiles-edit-1.c
index ba57a2419..04ee24990 100644
--- a/src/menus/options-profiles-edit-1.c
+++ b/src/menus/options-profiles-edit-1.c
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
 
 #include "../k_menu.h"
 #include "../s_sound.h"
+#include "../m_cond.h"
 
 menuitem_t OPTIONS_EditProfile[] = {
 	{IT_STRING | IT_CVAR | IT_CV_STRING, "Profile Name", "6-character long name to identify this Profile.",
@@ -76,9 +77,17 @@ static boolean M_ProfileEditEnd(const UINT8 pid)
 
 static void M_ProfileEditExit(void)
 {
-	optionsmenu.toptx = 160;
-	optionsmenu.topty = 35;
-	optionsmenu.resetprofile = true;	// Reset profile after the transition is done.
+	if (M_GameTrulyStarted() == true)
+	{
+		optionsmenu.toptx = 160;
+		optionsmenu.topty = 35;
+		optionsmenu.resetprofile = true;	// Reset profile after the transition is done.
+	}
+	else
+	{
+		M_ResetOptions();			// Reset all options variables otherwise things are gonna go reaaal bad lol.
+		optionsmenu.profile = NULL;	// Make sure to get rid of that, too.
+	}
 
 	PR_SaveProfiles();					// save profiles after we do that.
 }
diff --git a/src/menus/transient/level-select.c b/src/menus/transient/level-select.c
index c60cd9695..9b22207e0 100644
--- a/src/menus/transient/level-select.c
+++ b/src/menus/transient/level-select.c
@@ -714,7 +714,11 @@ void M_LevelSelected(INT16 add)
 
 			D_MapChange(levellist.choosemap+1, levellist.newgametype, (cv_kartencore.value == 1), 1, 1, false, false);
 
-			if (levellist.levelsearch.tutorial)
+			if (M_GameTrulyStarted() == false)
+			{
+				// No restoreMenu set.
+			}
+			else if (levellist.levelsearch.tutorial)
 			{
 				restoreMenu = currentMenu;
 			}