diff --git a/src/acs/call-funcs.cpp b/src/acs/call-funcs.cpp
index c7ff38591..24170bf41 100644
--- a/src/acs/call-funcs.cpp
+++ b/src/acs/call-funcs.cpp
@@ -338,6 +338,8 @@ static bool ACS_CountThing(mobj_t *mobj, mobjtype_t type)
 	return false;
 }
 
+// Unused, but it's here if you need it.
+#if 0
 /*--------------------------------------------------
 	static bool ACS_ActivatorIsLocal(ACSVM::Thread *thread)
 
@@ -365,6 +367,7 @@ static bool ACS_ActivatorIsLocal(ACSVM::Thread *thread)
 
 	return false;
 }
+#endif
 
 /*--------------------------------------------------
 	static UINT32 ACS_SectorThingCounter(sector_t *sec, mtag_t thingTag, bool (*filter)(mobj_t *))
@@ -823,8 +826,10 @@ bool CallFunc_EndPrint(ACSVM::Thread *thread, const ACSVM::Word *argV, ACSVM::Wo
 	(void)argV;
 	(void)argC;
 
-	if (ACS_ActivatorIsLocal(thread) == true)
-		HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(thread->printBuf.data());
+	auto& info = static_cast<Thread*>(thread)->info;
+
+	if (P_MobjWasRemoved(info.mo) == false && info.mo->player != nullptr)
+		HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(info.mo->player, thread->printBuf.data(), true);
 
 	thread->printBuf.drop();
 	return false;
@@ -1203,7 +1208,7 @@ bool CallFunc_EndPrintBold(ACSVM::Thread *thread, const ACSVM::Word *argV, ACSVM
 	(void)argV;
 	(void)argC;
 
-	HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(thread->printBuf.data());
+	HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(nullptr, thread->printBuf.data(), true);
 
 	thread->printBuf.drop();
 	return false;
diff --git a/src/command.c b/src/command.c
index fd5044e8b..8f0574f03 100644
--- a/src/command.c
+++ b/src/command.c
@@ -777,15 +777,17 @@ static void COM_CEcho_f(void)
 	size_t i;
 	char cechotext[1024] = "";
 
-	for (i = 1; i < COM_Argc(); i++)
+	strncpy(cechotext, COM_Argv(1), sizeof(cechotext)-1);
+
+	for (i = 2; i < COM_Argc(); i++)
 	{
-		strncat(cechotext, COM_Argv(i), sizeof(cechotext)-1);
 		strncat(cechotext, " ", sizeof(cechotext)-1);
+		strncat(cechotext, COM_Argv(i), sizeof(cechotext)-1);
 	}
 
 	cechotext[sizeof(cechotext) - 1] = '\0';
 
-	HU_DoCEcho(cechotext);
+	HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(NULL, cechotext, true);
 }
 
 /** Sets drawing flags for the CECHO command.
diff --git a/src/g_game.c b/src/g_game.c
index 5dcd41f39..b7f71b4ea 100644
--- a/src/g_game.c
+++ b/src/g_game.c
@@ -1276,6 +1276,10 @@ boolean G_IsTitleCardAvailable(void)
 	if (gametyperules & GTR_SPECIALSTART)
 		return false;
 
+	// ALso.
+	if (K_PodiumSequence() == true)
+		return false;
+
 	// The title card is available.
 	return true;
 }
diff --git a/src/hu_stuff.c b/src/hu_stuff.c
index fd9fa3c97..0b0434f70 100644
--- a/src/hu_stuff.c
+++ b/src/hu_stuff.c
@@ -62,6 +62,7 @@
 #include "r_fps.h"
 #include "d_clisrv.h"
 #include "y_inter.h" // Y_PlayerStandingsDrawer
+#include "g_party.h"
 
 // coords are scaled
 #define HU_INPUTX 0
@@ -157,10 +158,15 @@ static tic_t cechotimer = 0;
 static tic_t cechoduration = 5*TICRATE;
 static INT32 cechoflags = 0;
 
-static char tcechotext[1024];			// buffer for the titlecard text
-static tic_t tcechotimer = 0;		// goes up by 1 each frame this is active
-static tic_t tcechoduration = 0;	// Set automatically
+struct tcecho_state
+{
+	char text[1024];	// buffer for the titlecard text
+	tic_t start;		// gametic that the message started
+	tic_t duration;		// Set automatically
+};
 
+#define NUM_TCECHO_STATES (1 + MAXSPLITSCREENPLAYERS)
+static struct tcecho_state g_tcecho[NUM_TCECHO_STATES];
 
 static tic_t resynch_ticker = 0;
 
@@ -283,6 +289,12 @@ void HU_Init(void)
 		PR   ("GTFN");
 		REG;
 
+		PR   ("4GTOL");
+		REG;
+
+		PR   ("4GTFN");
+		REG;
+
 		DIG  (1);
 
 		DIM  (0, 10);
@@ -960,13 +972,6 @@ void HU_Ticker(void)
 
 	if (cechotimer)
 		cechotimer--;
-	
-	if (tcechotimer)
-	{
-		tcechotimer++;
-		if (tcechotimer > tcechoduration)
-			tcechotimer = 0;
-	}
 
 	if (gamestate != GS_LEVEL)
 	{
@@ -1829,12 +1834,31 @@ static void HU_DrawCEcho(void)
 	}
 }
 
-static void HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho(void)
+static tic_t HU_TitlecardCEchoElapsed(const struct tcecho_state *state)
 {
-	if (tcechotimer)
+	return max(gametic, state->start) - state->start;
+}
+
+static void HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho(size_t num)
+{
+	const struct tcecho_state *state = &g_tcecho[num];
+
+	tic_t elapsed = HU_TitlecardCEchoElapsed(state);
+	UINT8 viewnum = max(1, num) - 1;
+	boolean p4 = (num != 0 && r_splitscreen);
+
+	// If the splitscreens were somehow decreased in the
+	// middle of drawing this, don't draw it.
+	if (viewnum > r_splitscreen)
+	{
+		return;
+	}
+
+	if (elapsed < state->duration)
 	{
 		INT32 i = 0;
-		INT32 y = (BASEVIDHEIGHT/2)-16;
+		INT32 x = BASEVIDWIDTH/2;
+		INT32 y = BASEVIDHEIGHT/2;
 		INT32 pnumlines = 0;
 		INT32 timeroffset = 0;
 
@@ -1842,11 +1866,28 @@ static void HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho(void)
 		char *echoptr;
 		char temp[1024];
 
-		for (i = 0; tcechotext[i] != '\0'; ++i)
-			if (tcechotext[i] == '\\')
+		for (i = 0; state->text[i] != '\0'; ++i)
+			if (state->text[i] == '\\')
 				pnumlines++;
 
-		y -= (pnumlines-1)*16;
+		if (p4)
+		{
+			if (r_splitscreen == 1) // 2P
+			{
+				y -= (1 - (viewnum * 2)) * (y / 2);
+			}
+			else // 3P / 4P
+			{
+				x -= (1 - ((viewnum % 2) * 2)) * (x / 2);
+				y -= (1 - ((viewnum / 2) * 2)) * (y / 2);
+			}
+
+			y -= 11 + ((pnumlines-1) * 9);
+		}
+		else
+		{
+			y -= 18 + ((pnumlines-1) * 16);
+		}
 
 		// Prevent crashing because I'm sick of this
 		if (y < 0)
@@ -1856,13 +1897,13 @@ static void HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho(void)
 			return;
 		}
 
-		strcpy(temp, tcechotext);
+		strcpy(temp, state->text);
 		echoptr = &temp[0];
 
 		while (*echoptr != '\0')
 		{
-			INT32 w;
-			INT32 timer = (INT32)(tcechotimer - timeroffset);
+			INT32 ofs;
+			INT32 timer = (INT32)(elapsed - timeroffset);
 			
 			if (timer <= 0)
 				return;	// we don't care.
@@ -1874,10 +1915,10 @@ static void HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho(void)
 
 			*line = '\0';
 			
-			w = V_TitleCardStringWidth(echoptr);
-			V_DrawTitleCardString(BASEVIDWIDTH/2 -w/2, y, echoptr, 0, false, timer, TICRATE*4);
+			ofs = V_CenteredTitleCardStringOffset(echoptr, p4);
+			V_DrawTitleCardString(x - ofs, y, echoptr, 0, false, timer, TICRATE*4, p4);
 
-			y += 32;
+			y += p4 ? 18 : 32;
 			
 			// offset the timer for the next line.
 			timeroffset += strlen(echoptr);
@@ -2037,9 +2078,23 @@ drawontop:
 
 	if (cechotimer)
 		HU_DrawCEcho();
-	
-	if (tcechotimer)
-		HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho();
+
+	const struct tcecho_state *firststate = &g_tcecho[0];
+
+	// Server messages overwrite player-specific messages
+	if (HU_TitlecardCEchoElapsed(firststate) < firststate->duration)
+	{
+		HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho(0);
+	}
+	else
+	{
+		size_t i;
+
+		for (i = 1; i < NUM_TCECHO_STATES; ++i)
+		{
+			HU_DrawTitlecardCEcho(i);
+		}
+	}
 }
 
 //======================================================================
@@ -2576,17 +2631,41 @@ void HU_DoCEcho(const char *msg)
 // No need to bother clearing the buffer or anything.
 void HU_ClearTitlecardCEcho(void)
 {
-	tcechotimer = 0;
+	size_t i;
+
+	for (i = 0; i < NUM_TCECHO_STATES; ++i)
+	{
+		g_tcecho[i].duration = 0;
+	}
 }
 
 // Similar but for titlecard CEcho and also way less convoluted because I have no clue whatever the fuck they were trying above.
-void HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(const char *msg)
+void HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(player_t *player, const char *msg, boolean interrupt)
 {
+	if (player && !P_IsDisplayPlayer(player))
+	{
+		return;
+	}
+
+	struct tcecho_state *state = &g_tcecho[0];
+
+	if (player)
+	{
+		state = &g_tcecho[1 + G_PartyPosition(player - players)];
+	}
+
+	// If this message should not interrupt an existing
+	// message. Check if another message is already running.
+	if (!interrupt && HU_TitlecardCEchoElapsed(state) < state->duration)
+	{
+		return;
+	}
+
 	I_OutputMsg("%s\n", msg);	// print to log
-	
-	strncpy(tcechotext, msg, sizeof(tcechotext));
-	strncat(tcechotext, "\\", sizeof(tcechotext) - strlen(tcechotext) - 1);
-	tcechotext[sizeof(tcechotext) - 1] = '\0';	
-	tcechotimer = 1;
-	tcechoduration = TICRATE*6 + strlen(tcechotext);
+
+	strncpy(state->text, msg, sizeof(state->text));
+	strncat(state->text, "\\", sizeof(state->text) - strlen(state->text) - 1);
+	state->text[sizeof(state->text) - 1] = '\0';
+	state->start = gametic;
+	state->duration = TICRATE*6 + strlen(state->text);
 }
diff --git a/src/hu_stuff.h b/src/hu_stuff.h
index 92ecdbc41..db1cfcc57 100644
--- a/src/hu_stuff.h
+++ b/src/hu_stuff.h
@@ -77,6 +77,9 @@ enum
 	X      (GTOL),
 	X      (GTFN),
 
+	X     (GTOL4),
+	X     (GTFN4),
+
 	X   (TALLNUM),
 	X (NIGHTSNUM),
 	X   (PINGNUM),
@@ -163,7 +166,7 @@ void HU_SetCEchoFlags(INT32 flags);
 void HU_DoCEcho(const char *msg);
 
 // Titlecard CECHO shite
-void HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(const char *msg);
+void HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(player_t *player, const char *msg, boolean interrupt);
 void HU_ClearTitlecardCEcho(void);
 
 void DoSayCommand(char *message, SINT8 target, UINT8 flags, UINT8 source);
diff --git a/src/k_hud.c b/src/k_hud.c
index af15b474a..5b64059d3 100644
--- a/src/k_hud.c
+++ b/src/k_hud.c
@@ -4332,6 +4332,9 @@ static void K_drawKartFinish(boolean finish)
 
 	if (finish)
 	{
+		if (gametyperules & GTR_SPECIALSTART)
+			return;
+
 		timer = stplyr->karthud[khud_finish];
 		kptodraw = kp_racefinish;
 		minsplitstationary = 2;
diff --git a/src/k_podium.c b/src/k_podium.c
index 2f1694f52..ef455475b 100644
--- a/src/k_podium.c
+++ b/src/k_podium.c
@@ -94,6 +94,21 @@ gp_rank_e K_PodiumGrade(void)
 	return podiumData.grade;
 }
 
+/*--------------------------------------------------
+	boolean K_PodiumHasEmerald(void)
+
+		See header file for description.
+--------------------------------------------------*/
+boolean K_PodiumHasEmerald(void)
+{
+	if (K_PodiumSequence() == false)
+	{
+		return false;
+	}
+
+	return podiumData.rank.specialWon;
+}
+
 /*--------------------------------------------------
 	UINT8 K_GetPodiumPosition(player_t *player)
 
@@ -284,6 +299,7 @@ boolean K_StartCeremony(void)
 
 		G_SetGametype(GT_RACE);
 		G_DoLoadLevelEx(false, GS_CEREMONY);
+		wipegamestate = GS_CEREMONY; // I don't know what else to do here
 
 		r_splitscreen = 0; // Only one screen for the ceremony
 		R_ExecuteSetViewSize();
diff --git a/src/k_podium.h b/src/k_podium.h
index d7b04e3e4..eb73a7aae 100644
--- a/src/k_podium.h
+++ b/src/k_podium.h
@@ -69,6 +69,20 @@ boolean K_PodiumRanking(void);
 gp_rank_e K_PodiumGrade(void);
 
 
+/*--------------------------------------------------
+	boolean K_PodiumHasEmerald(void)
+
+		Returns whether the Emerald or Prize was collected.
+
+	Input Arguments:-
+		N/A
+
+	Return:-
+		true if the Emerald/Prize was collected during the GP, otherwise false.
+--------------------------------------------------*/
+boolean K_PodiumHasEmerald(void);
+
+
 /*--------------------------------------------------
 	UINT8 K_GetPodiumPosition(player_t *player);
 
diff --git a/src/lua_baselib.c b/src/lua_baselib.c
index bd1771a89..69f0aed21 100644
--- a/src/lua_baselib.c
+++ b/src/lua_baselib.c
@@ -3515,9 +3515,12 @@ static int lib_getTimeMicros(lua_State *L)
 
 static int lib_startTitlecardCecho(lua_State *L)
 {
-	const char *str = luaL_checkstring(L, 1);
-	HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(str);
-	
+	player_t *player = lua_isnil(L, 1) ? NULL : *((player_t **)luaL_checkudata(L, 1, META_PLAYER));
+	const char *str = luaL_checkstring(L, 2);
+	boolean interrupt = lua_optboolean(L, 3);
+
+	HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(player, str, interrupt);
+
 	return 1;
 }
 
diff --git a/src/lua_hudlib.c b/src/lua_hudlib.c
index 5a5583f1a..a95ff78c2 100644
--- a/src/lua_hudlib.c
+++ b/src/lua_hudlib.c
@@ -948,6 +948,7 @@ static int libd_drawTitleCardString(lua_State *L)
 	boolean rightalign = lua_optboolean(L, 5);
 	INT32 timer = luaL_optinteger(L, 6, 0);
 	INT32 threshold = luaL_optinteger(L, 7, 0);
+	boolean p4 = lua_optboolean(L, 8);
 	huddrawlist_h list;
 
 	flags &= ~V_PARAMMASK; // Don't let crashes happen.
@@ -958,9 +959,9 @@ static int libd_drawTitleCardString(lua_State *L)
 	lua_pop(L, 1);
 
 	if (LUA_HUD_IsDrawListValid(list))
-		LUA_HUD_AddDrawTitleCardString(list, x, y, flags, str, rightalign, timer, threshold);
+		LUA_HUD_AddDrawTitleCardString(list, x, y, flags, str, rightalign, timer, threshold, p4);
 	else
-		V_DrawTitleCardString(x, y, str, flags, rightalign, timer, threshold);
+		V_DrawTitleCardString(x, y, str, flags, rightalign, timer, threshold, p4);
 	return 0;
 }
 
@@ -989,9 +990,10 @@ static int libd_drawKartString(lua_State *L)
 static int libd_titleCardStringWidth(lua_State *L)
 {
 	const char *str = luaL_checkstring(L, 1);
+	boolean p4 = lua_optboolean(L, 2);
 	HUDONLY
 
-	lua_pushinteger(L, V_TitleCardStringWidth(str));
+	lua_pushinteger(L, V_TitleCardStringWidth(str, p4));
 	return 1;
 }
 
diff --git a/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.c b/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.c
index 68515ae20..8418f1b5a 100644
--- a/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.c
+++ b/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.c
@@ -61,6 +61,7 @@ typedef struct drawitem_s {
 	INT32 timer;
 	INT32 threshold;
 	boolean bossmode;
+	boolean p4;
 } drawitem_t;
 
 // The internal structure of a drawlist.
@@ -358,7 +359,8 @@ void LUA_HUD_AddDrawTitleCardString(
 	const char *str,
 	boolean bossmode,
 	INT32 timer,
-	INT32 threshold
+	INT32 threshold,
+	boolean p4
 )
 {
 	size_t i = AllocateDrawItem(list);
@@ -371,6 +373,7 @@ void LUA_HUD_AddDrawTitleCardString(
 	item->bossmode = bossmode;
 	item->timer = timer;
 	item->threshold = threshold;
+	item->p4 = p4;
 }
 
 void LUA_HUD_AddDrawKartString(
@@ -465,7 +468,7 @@ void LUA_HUD_DrawList(huddrawlist_h list)
 				V_DrawFadeScreen(item->color, item->strength);
 				break;
 			case DI_DrawTitleCardString:
-				V_DrawTitleCardString(item->x, item->y, itemstr, item->flags, item->bossmode, item->timer, item->threshold);
+				V_DrawTitleCardString(item->x, item->y, itemstr, item->flags, item->bossmode, item->timer, item->threshold, item->p4);
 				break;
 			case DI_DrawKartString:
 				V_DrawTimerString(item->x, item->y, item->flags, itemstr);
diff --git a/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.h b/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.h
index 15249e4f9..bf2a161e2 100644
--- a/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.h
+++ b/src/lua_hudlib_drawlist.h
@@ -111,7 +111,8 @@ void LUA_HUD_AddDrawTitleCardString(
 	const char *str,
 	boolean bossmode,
 	INT32 timer,
-	INT32 threshold
+	INT32 threshold,
+	boolean p4
 );
 void LUA_HUD_AddDrawKartString(
 	huddrawlist_h list,
diff --git a/src/objects/ufo.c b/src/objects/ufo.c
index 6a9f4bbdc..71ae0b585 100644
--- a/src/objects/ufo.c
+++ b/src/objects/ufo.c
@@ -26,6 +26,7 @@
 #include "../r_skins.h"
 #include "../k_hitlag.h"
 #include "../acs/interface.h"
+#include "../hu_stuff.h"
 
 #define UFO_BASE_SPEED (42 * FRACUNIT) // UFO's slowest speed.
 #define UFO_SPEEDUP (FRACUNIT >> 1) // Acceleration
@@ -453,6 +454,8 @@ static void UFOMove(mobj_t *ufo)
 
 		// Disable player
 		P_DoAllPlayersExit(PF_NOCONTEST, false);
+
+		HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(NULL, "TOO LATE...", false);
 	}
 
 	if (pathfindsuccess == true)
diff --git a/src/p_inter.c b/src/p_inter.c
index 890644320..e56e68400 100644
--- a/src/p_inter.c
+++ b/src/p_inter.c
@@ -2069,6 +2069,11 @@ static boolean P_KillPlayer(player_t *player, mobj_t *inflictor, mobj_t *source,
 #else
 		P_DoPlayerExit(player, PF_NOCONTEST);
 #endif
+
+		if (specialstageinfo.valid == true)
+		{
+			HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(player, "FALL OUT!", false);
+		}
 	}
 
 	if (player->exiting)
diff --git a/src/p_setup.c b/src/p_setup.c
index 1c2f8e06a..e9281f11b 100644
--- a/src/p_setup.c
+++ b/src/p_setup.c
@@ -8245,8 +8245,17 @@ boolean P_LoadLevel(boolean fromnetsave, boolean reloadinggamestate)
 			}
 		}
 
-		if (gametyperules & GTR_SPECIALSTART)
+		if (K_PodiumHasEmerald())
 		{
+			// Special Stage out
+			if (ranspecialwipe != 2)
+				S_StartSound(NULL, sfx_s3k6a);
+			levelfadecol = 0;
+			wipetype = wipe_encore_towhite;
+		}
+		else if (gametyperules & GTR_SPECIALSTART)
+		{
+			// Special Stage in
 			if (ranspecialwipe != 2)
 				S_StartSound(NULL, sfx_s3kaf);
 			levelfadecol = 0;
@@ -8254,6 +8263,7 @@ boolean P_LoadLevel(boolean fromnetsave, boolean reloadinggamestate)
 		}
 		else if (skipstats == 1)
 		{
+			// MapWarp
 			if (ranspecialwipe != 2)
 				S_StartSound(NULL, sfx_s3k73);
 			levelfadecol = 0;
@@ -8261,11 +8271,13 @@ boolean P_LoadLevel(boolean fromnetsave, boolean reloadinggamestate)
 		}
 		else if (encoremode)
 		{
+			// Encore
 			levelfadecol = 0;
 			wipetype = wipe_encore_towhite;
 		}
 		else
 		{
+			// Default
 			levelfadecol = 31;
 		}
 
diff --git a/src/p_spec.c b/src/p_spec.c
index 85003e43e..d3efd7ae5 100644
--- a/src/p_spec.c
+++ b/src/p_spec.c
@@ -1987,7 +1987,15 @@ static void K_HandleLapIncrement(player_t *player)
 
 			player->starpostnum = 0;
 
-			if (P_IsDisplayPlayer(player))
+			if (gametyperules & GTR_SPECIALSTART)
+			{
+				if (player->laps > numlaps)
+				{
+					// Warp out
+					S_StartSound(NULL, sfx_s3kb3);
+				}
+			}
+			else if (P_IsDisplayPlayer(player))
 			{
 				if (numlaps > 1 && player->laps == numlaps) // final lap
 					S_StartSound(NULL, sfx_s3k68);
@@ -2053,6 +2061,8 @@ static void K_HandleLapIncrement(player_t *player)
 					if (!(specialstageinfo.ufo == NULL || P_MobjWasRemoved(specialstageinfo.ufo)))
 					{
 						applyflags |= PF_NOCONTEST;
+
+						HU_DoTitlecardCEcho(player, "EMPTY\\HANDED?", false);
 					}
 				}
 
diff --git a/src/p_user.c b/src/p_user.c
index a5176e580..0fb242fbf 100644
--- a/src/p_user.c
+++ b/src/p_user.c
@@ -1296,7 +1296,7 @@ void P_DoPlayerExit(player_t *player, pflags_t flags)
 		{
 			K_UpdateAllPlayerPositions();
 
-			if (cv_kartvoices.value)
+			if (cv_kartvoices.value && !(gametyperules & GTR_SPECIALSTART))
 			{
 				if (P_IsDisplayPlayer(player))
 				{
@@ -1326,7 +1326,9 @@ void P_DoPlayerExit(player_t *player, pflags_t flags)
 			G_BeginLevelExit();
 		}
 
-		if (grandprixinfo.gp == true && player->bot == false && losing == false)
+		if (grandprixinfo.gp == true
+			&& (roundqueue.size && roundqueue.position < roundqueue.size) // Not the last map of GP
+			&& player->bot == false && losing == false)
 		{
 			const UINT8 lifethreshold = 20;
 
@@ -1407,6 +1409,11 @@ void P_DoAllPlayersExit(pflags_t flags, boolean trygivelife)
 		// You've already finished, don't play again
 		;
 	}
+	else if (gametyperules & GTR_SPECIALSTART)
+	{
+		// Warp out
+		S_StartSound(NULL, sfx_s3kb3);
+	}
 	else if (musiccountdown == 0)
 	{
 		// Other people finish
diff --git a/src/st_stuff.c b/src/st_stuff.c
index c1ff32972..1e738dc5f 100644
--- a/src/st_stuff.c
+++ b/src/st_stuff.c
@@ -943,10 +943,10 @@ void ST_drawTitleCard(void)
 		// Everything else...
 		if (bossinfo.enemyname)
 		{
-			bx = V_TitleCardStringWidth(bossinfo.enemyname);
+			bx = V_TitleCardStringWidth(bossinfo.enemyname, false);
 
 			// Name.
-			V_DrawTitleCardString((BASEVIDWIDTH - bx)/2, 75, bossinfo.enemyname, 0, true, bossinfo.titleshow, lt_exitticker);
+			V_DrawTitleCardString((BASEVIDWIDTH - bx)/2, 75, bossinfo.enemyname, 0, true, bossinfo.titleshow, lt_exitticker, false);
 
 			// Under-bar.
 			{
@@ -1067,10 +1067,10 @@ void ST_drawTitleCard(void)
 	V_DrawFixedPatch(eggx2*FRACUNIT, eggy2*FRACUNIT, FRACUNIT, V_SNAPTOBOTTOM|V_SNAPTOLEFT, tccirclebottom, NULL);
 
 	// Now the level name.
-	V_DrawTitleCardString((actnum) ? 265 : 280, 60, lvlttl, V_SNAPTORIGHT, false, lt_ticker, TTANIMENDTHRESHOLD);
+	V_DrawTitleCardString((actnum) ? 265 : 280, 60, lvlttl, V_SNAPTORIGHT, false, lt_ticker, TTANIMENDTHRESHOLD, false);
 
 	if (!(mapheaderinfo[gamemap-1]->levelflags & LF_NOZONE))
-		V_DrawTitleCardString((actnum) ? 265 : 280, 60+32, strlen(zonttl) ? zonttl : "ZONE", V_SNAPTORIGHT, false, lt_ticker - strlen(lvlttl), TTANIMENDTHRESHOLD);
+		V_DrawTitleCardString((actnum) ? 265 : 280, 60+32, strlen(zonttl) ? zonttl : "ZONE", V_SNAPTORIGHT, false, lt_ticker - strlen(lvlttl), TTANIMENDTHRESHOLD, false);
 
 	// the act has a similar graphic animation, but we'll handle it here since it's only like 2 graphics lmfao.
 	if (actnum && actnum < 10)
diff --git a/src/v_video.cpp b/src/v_video.cpp
index 9c6583916..d472d4ab3 100644
--- a/src/v_video.cpp
+++ b/src/v_video.cpp
@@ -1852,50 +1852,155 @@ void V_DrawChatCharacter(INT32 x, INT32 y, INT32 c, boolean lowercase, UINT8 *co
 	);
 }
 
-// V_TitleCardStringWidth
-// Get the string's width using the titlecard font.
-INT32 V_TitleCardStringWidth(const char *str)
+template <bool Centered>
+static INT32 Internal_TitleCardStringOffset(const char *str, boolean p4)
 {
+	int bg_font = GTOL_FONT;
+	int fg_font = GTFN_FONT;
+
+	if (p4)
+	{
+		bg_font = GTOL4_FONT;
+		fg_font = GTFN4_FONT;
+	}
+
 	INT32 xoffs = 0;
 	const char *ch = str;
 	char c;
 	patch_t *pp;
 
-	for (;;ch++)
+	// Returns true if it reached the end, false if interrupted.
+	auto scan = [&](auto keep_going)
 	{
-		if (!*ch)
-			break;
-
-		if (*ch == '\n')
+		for (;;ch++)
 		{
-			xoffs = 0;
-			continue;
+			if (*ch == '\n')
+			{
+				xoffs = 0;
+				return false;
+			}
+
+			if (!keep_going(*ch))
+			{
+				break;
+			}
+
+			c = *ch;
+			c = toupper(c);
+			c -= LT_FONTSTART;
+
+			// check if character exists, if not, it's a space.
+			if (c < 0 || c >= LT_FONTSIZE || !fontv[bg_font].font[(INT32)c])
+			{
+				xoffs += p4 ? 5 : 10;
+				continue;
+			}
+
+			pp = fontv[fg_font].font[(INT32)c];
+
+			xoffs += pp->width - (p4 ? 3 : 5);
 		}
 
-		c = *ch;
-		c = toupper(c);
-		c -= LT_FONTSTART;
+		return true;
+	};
 
-		// check if character exists, if not, it's a space.
-		if (c < 0 || c >= LT_FONTSIZE || !fontv[GTOL_FONT].font[(INT32)c])
+	do
+	{
+		// For the sake of centering, don't count spaces or
+		// punctuation at each end of a line.
+		// TODO: This should ideally be more sophisticated:
+		// - Check patch width directly for monospace or
+		//   punctuation that isn't necessarily thin.
+		// - Apply to all centered string drawing.
+		if constexpr (Centered)
 		{
-			xoffs += 10;
-			continue;
+			// Count leading fluff
+			if (!scan([](int c) { return c && !isalnum(c); }))
+			{
+				continue;
+			}
+
+			if (!*ch)
+			{
+				// ALL fluff, so center it normally.
+				break;
+			}
+
+			// xoffs gets halved later, which centers the
+			// string. If we don't want leading fluff to push
+			// everything to the right, its full width needs
+			// to be subtracted, so it's doubled here to
+			// cancel out the division.
+			xoffs *= 2;
+
+			INT32 trim = -1;
+
+			bool reached_end = scan(
+				[&trim, &xoffs](int c)
+				{
+					if (isalnum(c))
+					{
+						trim = -1;
+					}
+					else if (trim < 0)
+					{
+						trim = xoffs;
+					}
+
+					return c;
+				}
+			);
+
+			// Discount trailing fluff
+			if (reached_end && trim >= 0)
+			{
+				xoffs = trim;
+			}
+		}
+		else
+		{
+			scan([](int c) { return c; });
 		}
-
-		pp = fontv[GTFN_FONT].font[(INT32)c];
-
-		xoffs += pp->width-5;
 	}
+	while (*(ch++));
 
-	return xoffs;
+	if constexpr (Centered)
+	{
+		return xoffs / 2;
+	}
+	else
+	{
+		return xoffs;
+	}
+}
+
+// V_TitleCardStringWidth
+// Get the string's width using the titlecard font.
+INT32 V_TitleCardStringWidth(const char *str, boolean p4)
+{
+	return Internal_TitleCardStringOffset<false>(str, p4);
+}
+
+// V_CenteredTitleCardStringOffset
+// Subtract this offset from an X coordinate to center the string around that point.
+INT32 V_CenteredTitleCardStringOffset(const char *str, boolean p4)
+{
+	return Internal_TitleCardStringOffset<true>(str, p4);
 }
 
 // V_DrawTitleCardScreen.
 // see v_video.h's prototype for more information.
 //
-void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boolean bossmode, INT32 timer, INT32 threshold)
+void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boolean bossmode, INT32 timer, INT32 threshold, boolean p4)
 {
+	int bg_font = GTOL_FONT;
+	int fg_font = GTFN_FONT;
+
+	if (p4)
+	{
+		bg_font = GTOL4_FONT;
+		fg_font = GTFN4_FONT;
+	}
 
 	INT32 xoffs = 0;
 	INT32 yoffs = 0;
@@ -1916,7 +2021,7 @@ void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boole
 	x -= 2;	// Account for patch width...
 
 	if (flags & V_SNAPTORIGHT)
-		x -= V_TitleCardStringWidth(str);
+		x -= V_TitleCardStringWidth(str, p4);
 
 
 	for (;;ch++, i++)
@@ -1933,7 +2038,7 @@ void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boole
 		if (*ch == '\n')
 		{
 			xoffs = x;
-			yoffs += 32;
+			yoffs += p4 ? 18 : 32;
 
 			continue;
 		}
@@ -1944,14 +2049,14 @@ void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boole
 		c -= LT_FONTSTART;
 
 		// check if character exists, if not, it's a space.
-		if (c < 0 || c >= LT_FONTSIZE || !fontv[GTFN_FONT].font[(INT32)c])
+		if (c < 0 || c >= LT_FONTSIZE || !fontv[fg_font].font[(INT32)c])
 		{
-			xoffs += 10;
+			xoffs += p4 ? 5 : 10;
 			continue;
 		}
 
-		ol = fontv[GTOL_FONT].font[(INT32)c];
-		pp = fontv[GTFN_FONT].font[(INT32)c];
+		ol = fontv[bg_font].font[(INT32)c];
+		pp = fontv[fg_font].font[(INT32)c];
 
 		if (bossmode)
 		{
@@ -2004,7 +2109,7 @@ void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boole
 			V_DrawStretchyFixedPatch((x + xoffs)*FRACUNIT + offs, (y+yoffs)*FRACUNIT, abs(scalex), FRACUNIT, flags|flipflag, pp, NULL);
 		}
 
-		xoffs += pp->width -5;
+		xoffs += pp->width - (p4 ? 3 : 5);
 	}
 }
 
diff --git a/src/v_video.h b/src/v_video.h
index f7c32505c..2f4989a24 100644
--- a/src/v_video.h
+++ b/src/v_video.h
@@ -347,10 +347,13 @@ void V_DrawRightAlignedThinStringAtFixed(fixed_t x, fixed_t y, INT32 option, con
 // threshold: when the letters start disappearing (leave to 0 to disable) (both are INT32 in case you supply negative values...)
 // NOTE: This function ignores most conventional string flags (V_RETURN8, V_FORCEUPPERCASE ...)
 // NOTE: This font only works with uppercase letters.
-void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boolean bossmode, INT32 timer, INT32 threshold);
+void V_DrawTitleCardString(INT32 x, INT32 y, const char *str, INT32 flags, boolean bossmode, INT32 timer, INT32 threshold, boolean p4);
 
 // returns thr width of a string drawn using the above function.
-INT32 V_TitleCardStringWidth(const char *str);
+INT32 V_TitleCardStringWidth(const char *str, boolean p4);
+
+// offset that can be subtracted to center align.
+INT32 V_CenteredTitleCardStringOffset(const char *str, boolean p4);
 
 // Draw tall nums, used for menu, HUD, intermission
 void V_DrawTallNum(INT32 x, INT32 y, INT32 flags, INT32 num);
diff --git a/src/y_inter.c b/src/y_inter.c
index 6c980a7ee..9ea49d4a0 100644
--- a/src/y_inter.c
+++ b/src/y_inter.c
@@ -1462,7 +1462,7 @@ void Y_IntermissionDrawer(void)
 		}
 		else
 		{
-			headerwidth = V_TitleCardStringWidth(data.headerstring);
+			headerwidth = V_TitleCardStringWidth(data.headerstring, false);
 
 			headerx = (BASEVIDWIDTH - headerwidth)/2;
 			headery = 17;
@@ -1490,7 +1490,7 @@ void Y_IntermissionDrawer(void)
 			V_DrawMappedPatch(x + roundx, 39, 0, roundpatch, NULL);
 		}
 
-		V_DrawTitleCardString(x + headerx, headery, data.headerstring, 0, false, 0, 0);
+		V_DrawTitleCardString(x + headerx, headery, data.headerstring, 0, false, 0, 0, false);
 	}
 
 	// Returns early if there's no players to draw