diff --git a/src/pc/network/discord/discord.h b/src/pc/network/discord/discord.h
index 76b0a7081..986ad6657 100644
--- a/src/pc/network/discord/discord.h
+++ b/src/pc/network/discord/discord.h
@@ -14,7 +14,53 @@
 #endif
 #include "../network.h"
 
-#define DISCORD_REQUIRE(x) assert(x == DiscordResult_Ok)
+// disgusting but descriptive
+#define DISCORD_REQUIRE(x) {                                                         \
+    enum EDiscordResult DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC = x;                                      \
+    if (DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_Ok) {                                    \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_ServiceUnavailable);              \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidVersion);                  \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_LockFailed);                      \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InternalError);                   \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidPayload);                  \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidCommand);                  \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidPermissions);              \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_NotFetched);                      \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_NotFound);                        \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_Conflict);                        \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidSecret);                   \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidJoinSecret);               \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_NoEligibleActivity);              \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidInvite);                   \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_NotAuthenticated);                \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidAccessToken);              \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_ApplicationMismatch);             \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidDataUrl);                  \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidBase64);                   \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_NotFiltered);                     \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_LobbyFull);                       \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidFilename);                 \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidFileSize);                 \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidEntitlement);              \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_NotInstalled);                    \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_NotRunning);                      \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InsufficientBuffer);              \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_PurchaseCanceled);                \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidGuild);                    \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidEvent);                    \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidChannel);                  \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidOrigin);                   \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_RateLimited);                     \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_OAuth2Error);                     \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_SelectChannelTimeout);            \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_SelectVoiceForceRequired);        \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_CaptureShortcutAlreadyListening); \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_UnauthorizedForAchievement);      \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_InvalidGiftCode);                 \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_PurchaseError);                   \
+        assert(DISCORD_REQUIRE_RC != DiscordResult_TransactionAborted);              \
+    }                                                                                \
+}
 
 extern struct NetworkSystem gNetworkSystemDiscord;
 extern bool gDiscordInitialized;